Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Slip n Slide


Cookies if you know what's happening in this picture.

Hint: Not a slipNslide.

_ttk3


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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Formula Fail

[insert explicit here]

The 2008 season was a bitter experience for the RIT FSAE Racing Team. After showing up in Detroit with a solid and sorted car, a radiator cap failure led to a DNF in the endurance race, knocking the team out of a predicted podium finish and all the way to 27th place.

Last week the team arrived in Germany with high hopes of kicking European ass. Bringing with them lessons learned from Detroit and the experience of an additional month of testing and driver training, their hopes looked to be fulfilled. After a 3rd in acceleration, a 2nd in cost events and a 4th overall in autoX, the team headed to the endurance race grid with cautious confidence. They were poised for another top finish but it would not transpire.

Five laps into the second driver's 11-lap stint and the car shut down, ending the competition with another DNF. Preliminary diagnosis of the problem points to the fuel system. The team plummeted to 26th place.

As a member of the team, I feel as though I have been stabbed several times and I didn't even attend the races. It goes without saying that the team has out forth tremendous effort and all members should be proud of the accomplishments of the past year:

- A new chassis; its light, its fast, its solid and it wasn't a problem (once we got it built!). Now it's up to The Hammer to sort out the bugs and please, no geometry-class jigs this year.

- Redesigned braking system; lighter, stronger and easier to manufacture. This group isn't slowing down. Good luck to Double D getting it done for next year.

What does the team have on tap for next year? Given the competitive nature of FSAE, any advances will be under wraps until next May. Hint: It's all about DA FLOWS!

Charles explains why the team was tearing into the car the day of tech inspection: Video

_ttk3

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Friday, August 1, 2008

Youtube Rant #1

ballistic video...



...but the comments will blow you away!

Seriously, youtube causes me so much vexation. I can't believe that so many people think that they have to comment on videos, just to share their innate knowledge of the topic at hand. Need proof? What follows are the best comments, I couldn't make these up.

Deadskull75: the wave your talking about happened because it was about to break the sound barrier which is 1000mph

NO WAYS REALLY?! 1000mph MAN! You couldn't just do one Google search for the speed of sound?? Next time you feel the urge to spread you're deluded crap, STOP and take a breath. Think, is what I am about to share with the world actually correct? If there is any doubt, google is only a few strokes away.
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Richona:
Im sure it would provide some benefits, whilst maybe not being the best method of penetration. And about it wanting to hit straight on, it would need to be perpendicular to the armor for that to be effective dont you think? With todays slanted armor, that might prove tough. But what do I know haha!

HAHA Exactly. gtfo.
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gamergeek2008:
it was cuting through the air at the end look in front of the bullet!

As opposed to what? The beginning?
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and in conclusion;

LizzyAston:
I would like that dildo shot up my ass, please.


_ttk3

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Friday, July 11, 2008

GAU4PCE


You may have seen this floating around, but it is worth reading again, especially in this election year.
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...He asked, ‘ Do you know how to catch wild pigs?’ The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. ‘You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.
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I took the liberty of removing the intro and the conclusion to the above parable in the hopes that one wouldn't need it spelled out.

In other news, best license plate idea ever: GAU4PCE. Only slightly behind GLBLWMR. My creativity never ceases to amaze me...

_ttk3


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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

super real world problem solving example (not found in the DME book)


Locked my keys in the car today at work. EVERYBODY PANIC!

Ha...no. I'm not what you would call 'busy' at EB as a summer hire so I had plenty of time to figure out how I was going to break back in. My first idea was the common coat hanger. Unfortunately EB has no normal coat hangers on site. Believe me, I looked in about four different buildings. Fortunately, my get-shit-done engineering prowess let me to discover my fellow specialists occupied hanger folders.

A quick jaunt upstairs and a moment desperate pleading with our AA landed me my very own hanger folder. Some rough surgery with the mini my tighe, scotch tape patches and BAM homemade slim jim. Now, you ever felt awkward before? Like, 'man I really out of place here,' awkward? Try walking through parking lots with an obviously illicit tool. Whatever, it got the job done and now it's now perched above my desk. Maybe I can turn a profit renting it out to other morons in my position.

In conclusion, I would like to thank EB office supply budget! Without you this ingenious solution would have never come to fruition. You may not pay me for observed national holidays, but you saved me a locksmith on this one.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Rally Civic: Round 2


New lights for the civic going on soon. I got out the compass and some scrap paper to mock up the new lenses. I plan on running higher speed classes at next seasons rally's, weather permitting. I'm thinking novice class when it's really nasty and bump it up to 40mph class when the weather is boring. As an added bonus, I can now blind those asshats who pass me (racecar engineer speaking).

In anticipation of summer autocross's, Falken 615's are going on my steelies for the summer. Heavy? Not when they have all those lightening holes in them... You're not going to convince me I need race wheels.

And the Kona? Bought a rack for that today (<3 craigslist) so I'll be touring CT all summer.

And there we have it. Trying to do everything I can to get away from Groton on the weekends. More updates and a polished piece on how I dumped over 2 cases of premix oil into the atmosphere, coming soon.

_ttk3

Thursday, January 31, 2008

some day....

I walk out of my back door down a small stone path across the fresh cut grass. Insert a key into the lock, twist, open....shut the door behind myself. A flip of 2 switches and a few 40amp breakers turns on overhead lighting, a radio, and other electron thirsty circuits. I set down a warm cup of coffee next to a big blue box resembling a Cold War era missile launch panel and grab a black mask with a seemingly opaque lens in the middle of it. A few more switches to flip, a big knob sitting on top of 80lbs of inert gas to turn and I flip down my mask with a smooth jerk of the neck. I press forward on the big sewing machine pedal sitting on the floor. After 1 more coffee refill, 3 hours of time, and 2 minor burns on the ball of my hand, I'm finished welding up a day's worth of goodies for installing.

I turn around on my stool to look at 6000lbs of 4130 tubing, cold rolled skid plates and dual shocks hanging corner. A project truck by all means, but a capable off-road vehicle - built in my back yard. Another sip of the coffee just to realize its again reached the bottom layer of sludge in the cup.

A quick break from the ozone/ burning impurities filled air leads me up a small staircase to a dim lit room with the sound of hard drives spinning and monitors humming. A small switch on the side of a large custom built desk (yes, I do a bit of carpentry too) sends a wake up call to 4 nicely proportioned LCD displays. On 2 displays are 3D cad drawings of parts currently being built, and others being conceived. Another display dedicated to email, web browsing and chatting with Mom online, with the 4th left for a full screen deadline counter. It reads 26:10:36. 26 days left to finish the beast below and still have ample test/tune time if it is to set for it's maiden voyage down the Baja peninsula. 26 days sounds like a ways off but behind the desk on the wall hangs a large white board covered in a to do list - each task having its own deadline.

After a few phone calls looking for parts apparently lost in the mail, and a few more looking for ideal shock valving setups and its time for lunch. A leftover burrito in the minifridge from Lolita's gets some microwave injection followed by a little hot sauce. Who ever thought French fries in the burrito would be so damn good? A brief check of the weather channel and current NYSE situation on the nice TV hanging on the wall mixed with a few gory images of war and world starvation means its time to get back to work.


Mount up the roof rack and light mounts welded up earlier in the morning and check their fit. Confirming their placement, I attach a masking tape label and move them to the "flat back krylon" pile in the room adjacent to where the truck is located. I check on the condition of another set of parts painted yesterday and decide that an extra coat might be necessary to protect against the harsh desert conditions.

I switch gears and do some electrical work, after being confident in the location of all accessories. Fuel pump, gauges, radio, GPS, air purification pumps, fuel pump, starter button, and enough lights to light up the sky over Mexico like the space ship from ET.

Feeling the effects from lunch and noticing the onset of night, I feel the need to get ready for a busy 2 weeks. Did I mention that the 26 days remaining include 3 50+ hour work weeks? Oh well, I guess that's what crunch time with the help of friends is for.

Climbing into bed, I feel a sense of pride in having created such a beast in my own back yard. I anticipate the neighbor's thoughts upon the initial startup of the 600hp big block but figure they'll get over it soon thereafter. Sleep brings another day.

25:23:56

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